Orphans jokes
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.