Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!