Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
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A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"