Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.