Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Orphans Jokes
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
