Orphans jokes
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.