Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.