Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.