Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
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Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.