Orphans Jokes

How do orphans have a family Reunion They use a Ouija board

Girl: Come Over. Orphan: I can't. Girl: My parents aren't home ;) Orphan: Just two things I don't have.

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

why does an orphan go to church ? so they call someone father and be loved

What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan...

A iPhone has a button to go home

What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

Orphan-why can’t I watch a pg movie

Me-they are Parental guidance

why do orphans play gta? cause they want to feel wanted

Where can u never take an orphan to dinner?

Family restaurants

Whenever you're mad just punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie

A family photo

what did the orphan say to the crippled man.

i suffer from crippling depression

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

What is the difference between a orphan and a apple Q: An apple gets picked.

Q. what movie represents a orphans life?

A. Spiderman No Way Home

what do you call a family photo taken by and orphan

a selfie

teacher: if u keep talking over me i'll call your parents! Orphan: YOU WILL?

An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"