Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.