Orphans jokes
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!