Orphans jokes
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.