Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?