Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?