Orphans jokes
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.