Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.