Teacher I was a orphan once
Student oof
Teacher who are we missing
Student you’re parents
A orphan's first word would be orphan keeper
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Why do orphans support slavery
They final have an owner
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because it doesn't know where home is...... *sniff
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
what do you call an orphan takng a selfie?
a famly photo
What’s an orphans least favourite drink
Milk because his parents never came back with it
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
Cause they cant find there parents
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
What person cant work at a family business? An orphan
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.
whats the difference between an orphan and an apple...
the apple gets picked
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: why can’t orphan be gay A: they have nobody to call daddy
If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?
Why do orphans like to play gta?
Because its the only time they are wanted
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
