What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Orphans Jokes
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
