Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.