Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!