Orphans jokes
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.