Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.