Orphans jokes
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.