Orphans jokes
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Orphans are lonely.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.