Orphans jokes
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.