Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Orphans Jokes
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
