Orphans jokes
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
You're an orphan.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.