Orphans jokes
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.