Orphans jokes
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."