Orphans jokes
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.