Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.