Orphans jokes
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Your mom.
Your dad!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.