Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!