Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Orphans Jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
