Orphans jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?