Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans Jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Orphan, sorry.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
