Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
I made a website for orphans.
Thereās no homepage.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
'Cause they donāt have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
I meant to say, whatās an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Whatās an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why canāt orphans play baseball? Because they canāt find home.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.