Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.