Orphans jokes
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.