Orphans jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣