Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.