Orphans jokes
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.