Orphans jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.