Orphans jokes
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.