Orphans jokes
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.