Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
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What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
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Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
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How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.