Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Orphans Jokes
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
