Orphans jokes
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.