Orphans jokes

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

Teacher: I was an orphan once.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Who are we missing?

Student: Your parents.

Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

Orphan: Yes I do.

Gina: What do you have then?

Orphan: Parents.

Gina: LIAR!

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Why can’t orphans play poker?

Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀