Orphans jokes
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
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How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.