Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.