Orphans jokes
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.