Orphans jokes
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.