Orphans jokes
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.