Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.