What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Orphans Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
