Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.