Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."