Orphans jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.