What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.