Orphans jokes
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.