Orphan kid jokes
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.