Orpahan jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
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I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
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I'm an orphan, lol.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."