Orpahan jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are actually picked.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing, let them wait for their parents.

I'm an orphan, lol.

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."