Orpahan jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are actually picked.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

I'm an orphan, lol.

Everyone loves orphans,

other than their parents of course.

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.