What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.