Oral care jokes

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?

Toothpaste.

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.