Oral care jokes

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?

Toothpaste.

What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.

Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

Oral

I'll put white in your smile.

I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.