Oral care jokes
Q. What鈥檚 white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
