Oral care jokes
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
