Optometrist

Optometrist Jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?

Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.

People

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

Eye Doctor

I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!

Asian man

An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.

The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."

The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."