Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."