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Glass

2 years ago
Two glasses of water, one labeled "OPTIMIST" and having clear liquid and the text "THE GLASS IS HALF FULL", the other labeled "PESSIMIST" and having yellow liquid and the text "THE GLASS IS PISS".
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    • Glass

    2 years ago
    The image presents two glasses side-by-side. The first glass, labeled 'OPTIMIST', is filled with water to the halfway point and the text below reads, 'THE GLASS IS HALF FULL'. The second glass, labeled 'P|SSIMIST', is filled with a yellow liquid to the halfway point and the text below reads, 'THE GLASS IS PISS'.
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    Rape whistle

    7 years ago

    What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

    Optimistic.

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    • Feminist

    7 years ago

    The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

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    • Blood Type

    3 years ago

    What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

    What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

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