Opposite day jokes

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.