Opposite day jokes
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 馃槶
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.