Opera jokes

Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...

In A minor.

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

To get to the opera.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?

Standing ovation!

While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!

Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.

There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"