What is the difference between a black man and Jew? One was born burnt
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid? One of them won’t clean the oven
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays? Their place
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!”
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises or get one dollar for saying the N word
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO