One Fish jokes

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

Doctor Seuss break up lines:

"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?

One "knight"!!!

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.