One Fish jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Doctor Seuss break up lines:

"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."

One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?

One "knight"!!!

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.