Oml jokes

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Q: What does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...