Oml jokes

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you ♥️.