Oml jokes

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

Oliver

o o a a.

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

Person 2: OMg!