Oml jokes

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you ♥️.