Omae wa mou shindeiru jokes

New horror movie idea.

The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.

omae wa mou shindeiru.

Nani?

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

What are you good at?

Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.

I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.

I want to die peacefully like my uncle, but I don’t own a car or have a garage.