Olfactory jokes

Blind man

So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"

Milk

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Bus

What is something that smells yuck? 🤮

Old bus seats.

Baby

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

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  • Gynecologist

    What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

    They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.

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  • Fish Market

    I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.

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  • Vagina

    Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

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