Olfactory jokes
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What is something that smells yuck? 馃ぎ
Old bus seats.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo鈥檚 PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 馃懟. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 馃槨!
Home Covid Test.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
I am so nervous.
Enyaw鈥檚 fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.