Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?
Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls
Why don’t old people have sex
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
At weddings, old people tell kids "you're next". At funerals, little kids tell old people "you're next".
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to YAP and BABBLE, and they always get fondled by old people
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why don't nurse's like giving old people bath or showers Because they don't won't their vegetables to get soggy.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old peoples arses!
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
