What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to YAP and BABBLE, and they always get fondled by old people
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to YAP and BABBLE, and they always get fondled by old people
Why don't nurse's like giving old people bath or showers Because they don't won't their vegetables to get soggy.
Why don’t old people have sex
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
Where are fart bombs made?
Old peoples arses!
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."