Old people

Old people memes

Jokes

Butt

Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."

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  • Age

    Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?

    Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?

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  • Cremation

    Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

    To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

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