Office equipment jokes
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.