Office equipment jokes

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.

What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.