Office equipment jokes

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.

What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.