Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Office Equipment Jokes
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.