Nunchuck jokes
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.