Nuclear Physics jokes
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
