Nova jokes
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
