Why can’t orphans have sex, They have no one to call daddy
Why is an Orphan good at being naught? Bc they don't have no one to tell them of
Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
Me: Knock Knock
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
No one has my back like my dad
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
what do you call a cow that no one likes? the mooser
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
What Is The Difference Between A Pornstar And Mosquito No One Stops Sucking Say Yes If You Wanna Fuck
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
No one Beyoncé said to the left to the left she really meant women have no rights
Someone kills a emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying. No one will suspect the killer was, anyone who took part.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
An orphan died. No one cared why? Who is supposed spread the word his parents.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N Oh my gosh I'm peeing on my shoe no one knows about it yet
