Nile River jokes

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

He swears by it, but he’s in denial.

Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?

Water?

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0