Apple falling jokes

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.

A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?

The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!

What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?

They both hang from trees.

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣