Apple falling jokes
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.