New York City jokes
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.