Neptune jokes

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!

Why does Saturn have a ring?

Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)

What do planets use to download music?

Nep-tunes.

Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?

Because he knew he wasn't hot!

I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

What music do Astronauts listen to?

Nep-tunes.