Nepal jokes
Why are Nepalese 馃嚦馃嚨 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 馃憫.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
All Nepali love momos.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 馃槨馃槨
Why doesn鈥檛 Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.