Nepal jokes
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
All Nepali love momos.
Memes
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.