NBC jokes

Car

    • Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

    His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

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    • Kobe

    • Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

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    Initial

    • What do the initials NOW stand for?

    (A.) National Organization For Women

    (B.) National Organization of Whores

    (C.) All the above

    Answer:

    Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

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    • Rain

    • It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

    Why?

    Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

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    • NBC memes